Mangled Remains The Rest Stealing From The Best

What’s tragically hilarious about the idea that Superman’s power set makes him unrelatable is that if anyone saying that listed the top ten problems in their life, Batman’s money would fix all of them far faster than Superman’s laser eyes.

The reason you find Superman unrelatable is because he’s secure in the love of those around him, he enjoys his job, and he wants to help people in (relatively) small ways that are easy for him to achieve. Whereas Batman is an emotionally disturbed lunatic who’s sworn to *end crime itself*, and whose primary relationships are with a domestic servant who calls him sir, a criminal and an adopted carnie.

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Someone help me find the zuko one. I just know the other one is iroh and I need to see it. I scrolled through the tag and it just wasn’t there

God Tumblr’s Fun.

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sleepyssnail asked:

But why does the Brawny Paper Towel Man remind me so much of Clark Kent? Hmm?? urifvdncuijkrl

nearducks:

broosepayne:

he does have that midwestern white guy energy…I definitely see it.

I wonder what type of cursed circumstances would lead Clark to model for a paper towel brand.

not really cursed but it popped into my mind and I’m avoiding adulting like the plague…

And for bonus, live Batman reaction…

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Do you think Clark Kent’s first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis’ water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent’s 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories’ continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

“Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we’re pretty sure he’s a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy”? “Captain pipes?” Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great guy and it’s a handy trick, but it’s lead detection, not laser vision. He’s not about to go running around in tights any time soon.“

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profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

fragrance manipulation, or, the ability to give myself a super powerful migraine

I CAN TURN SHIT INTO GOLD AND TRAVEL THROUGH THE EARTH BY DIGGING LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monkey’s paw: You’re a Crassus Detonator.

https://deeprockgalactic.fandom.com/wiki/Glyphid_Crassus_Detonator

realpotoobird asked:

Will we ever revisit Lorwyn? You probably get this question a lot, but it's honestly one of the most flavourful and interesting blocks I've seen even though came out wayyyy before I started playing Magic.

markrosewater:

I hope so.

Oh god, it’s getting Phyrexianised. 

lizzibennet:

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lizzibennet:

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

btw the first time they met in person apparently was because my grandpa fuckin uhhh died? and my dad called my mom inconsolable and she went over to console him and literally just kinda ?? never left???? ehakdhskdhskfjdkdh this bitch’s been telling me they very casually met at a bar can you beLEAF no wonder me and my brother were born fuckin drama queens

me: so you placed an ad? in the newspaper? telling men who were interested in fathering children a beautiful woman to call you? like a person advertising property they want to sell?

my mom, pokerfaced: yes that is exactly what i did

me: mom.

mom: it’s not that different from tinder!

me: you know i read a fanfic once where that was the exact plot of how the two characters met. except it was set in the nineteenth century!!!

mom:

mom: bet you thought it was hot

me: NOT THE POINT

apparently. when they had their very first date my dad mentioned his daughter (my sister on his side) and my mom was like :( because she really wanted children and he just patted her hand and was like “don’t worry! we’ll have children of our own.” HDLSHDSKDHDK THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN? ON THEIR FIRST DATE??? HELLO?

me: so dad what did you think about mom’s ad in the newspaper

my dad, curt: it was cool i guess.

me:

me: did you not think it was weird at all? why did you call her specifically and not anyone else?

dad: no it was common back then. idk i liked the font she chose for the ad

my mom, from the kitchen: it was standard issue from the paper for the ads to look like that

dad: oh… guess it was fate then :)

me:

dad:

mom:

me: did you feel that? did you feel the breeze that just passed?

dad: yeah?

me: that was because mom just melted in the kitchen

mom, from the kitchen, voice clearly a little choked: NO I DID NOT

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captainsnoop:

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

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